@amazymay72x: sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?

@AmishPornStar1: Earth Day... ...another made up holiday by Big Galaxy just to sell more planets!

@JasonBerlin: You call it the Friend Zone. I call it Palcatraz.

@patnspankme: Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them.

@koalaslament: I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter.