@heckinglame: Horton Hears a who?
Horton Hears a what?
Horton Hears a huh?
Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady.
@dril: oerdering 40 plates of baby back ribs on a stolen credit card so that i can get enough wet naps to clean my entire body #JustGuyShit #normal
@Tups13: "Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you."
*Bing! Twitter notification!*
Thud.
@ElgatoEsmio: [trapped on a patch of ice that's melting in the Arctic ocean]
[rubs Genie bottle]
“can you hook me up with some wifi?"
@BlindChow: No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries
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