@LizHackett: Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought.
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@Carbosly: Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. ... ... Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush.