@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.
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@BobLoblaw143637: "I'm so sick of this life" * sees preview for next life* "Yeah.. That's not gonna work for me either."
@iwearaonesie: Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again - me running up the stairs
@abbycohenwl: Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way
@Ndeshi_M: My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.