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@UncleDuke1969: "Hi-"

"I have a boyfriend."

"Do y-"

"I have a boyfriend."

"Excuse m-"

"I have a boyfriend."

"I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS."

“Hi-”

“I have a boyfriend.”

“Do y-”

“I have a boyfriend.”

“Excuse m-”

“I have a boyfriend.”

“I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS.”

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