@Ristolable: Hi, I'm a college professor. Years ago I wrote a terrible book no one wanted. Anyway you have to buy it for 80 dollars
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@ThatRascalPuff: No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*
@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@TheCiscoKidder: I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing.