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@DumbConfessions: Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club.
Who wants a cold one?
@weinerdog4life: Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters
@edgarrants: I SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE MY WIFE IS DRIVING WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON AGAIN!!
@KimMonte10: Starbucks job interview:
"What's your name?"
"Spell that please"
"L A R I S S A"
"When can you start?"
@SonOfCha: The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.
@ArinLeeMorris: In China the labels read, "Made by someone you know."