@lecalabara: Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it.
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@AnitaHelmet: I have a thing for older men. Not cuz I have 'daddy issues', but because I also like to eat dinner at 4:30 and be asleep by 8pm.
@DurtMcHurtt: My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days.
@bourgeoisalien: On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons.
@dire_beard: Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before