@lecalabara: Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it.
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@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.