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@RomyMichele: #HighSchoolTaughtMe how to solve any math word problem
@lloydrang: I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.
@ArcaneAndAdrift: Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
@Ideal_Victoria: You are what you eat?
*eats Natalie Portman*
@SaraESpivey: I don't call it "laziness." I call it "selective participation."
@ShortWhiteNUgly: An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him.