@aimlessamers: Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song.
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@tombrodude: tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home
@johnlevenstein: My goal when I go to a friend's house for dinner is to befriend the dog to the point its loyalty is tested.
@RecursiveTaco: Recipe: leave the onions to sweat for 10 minutes Me, to the onions: we need to have a talk when I get back
@Aspersioncast: We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one.