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@shashaintl: Him: Are you gonna kill me?

Me: WHAT?

Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die.

Me:

Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me.

Him: Are you gonna kill me?

Me: WHAT?

Him: Your mood swings. I figured today’s the day I die.

Me: 

Him: *whispers* Please don’t hurt me.

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