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@WineMummy: Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday?

Me: Yeah, so?

Him: There's one small piece left.

Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you.

Him: Didn’t you buy that apple pie yesterday? 

Me: Yeah, so?

Him: There’s one small piece left. 

Me: And if you touch it, I’ll stab you.

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