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@djdarrellripley: Him: I'll pay for dinner.

Me: I want to pay.

Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay.

Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead...

Him: I’ll pay for dinner.

Me: I want to pay.

Him: I’ll feel better if you let me pay.

Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead…

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