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@lafpgh: Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer.
Me: Can’t go, I’m allergic.
Him: To what?
Me: Everything you just said.

Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer.
Me: Can’t go, I’m allergic.
Him: To what?
Me: Everything you just said.

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