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@oakhillbargrill: Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?'

Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'

Him: ‘Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?’

Me:  -whimpering ‘She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle’

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