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@HatfieldAnne: Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight.
Me: So you want less Tarantino...
H: ...and more Seuss.
M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming.

Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight.
Me: So you want less Tarantino…
H: …and more Seuss.
M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming.

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