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@sixfootcandy: Him: What time are you picking up the kids?
Me: I'll leave as soon as I rinse the blood off my car.
Him: What?
Me: What? *click*

Him: What time are you picking up the kids?
Me: I’ll leave as soon as I rinse the blood off my car. 
Him: What?
Me: What? *click*

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