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@VinoTica: Him: You drank all that Coke?
Me: Well, with my rum..
Him: ...
Me: ...
Me: How many beers did you have today?
Him: Good talk, honey.

Him: You drank all that Coke?
Me: Well, with my rum..
Him: …
Me: …
Me: How many beers did you have today?
Him:  Good talk, honey.

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