@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
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@neverknownfacts: Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character’s idea, it’s really just the author praising their own idea.
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
@ArfMeasures: WIFE: Carol's hubby gives her flowers EVERY day. I'd LOVE u to do that ME: Ok [next day] ME [giving Carol flowers] No I don't get it either