@JasonLastname: Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day
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@MamaFizzles: My kids made a mess this morning pretending to be leprechauns. They don't know it yet, but after school they get to pretend to be janitors.
@NewDadNotes: [car slides off road in a snowstorm] Stranger: you need a tow? Me: no Sir 10 is enough for me [we both laugh as he drives away] [still stuck 10 hours later] Wife: Me: I regret nothing
@NicCageMatch: Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in.