@sad_tree: *hit man puts on silencer*
*shoots gun*
Gun: YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE LIKE MY MOMS
Wth?
*looks at case*
Oh I brought the awkward silencer
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@CulturedRuffian: Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*
@sixfootcandy: *tries to mount a horse* Horse: "I have a boyfriend."
@nthall350: The iPhone 8 probably won't even have a phone in it.
@mendigurl: Stop. It's not like I'm after everyone's husband. Just yours.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling..
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