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@murrman5: HI?
"The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"
ME?
"yes"
OH
"sorry it's permanent"
OK

HI?
“The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease”
ME?
“yes”
OH
“sorry it’s permanent”
OK

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