@Try2StopME: Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
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@aka_fatman: Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh....
@fro_vo: Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America
@lucyworld1: If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15.
@LuvPug: I'm most like a dog when after someone has hurt me I won't get too close to them again. Also when I'm eating food that fell on the floor.