@Try2StopME: Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
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@dulcetry: I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese.
@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
@j88ess: Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person