@Try2StopME: Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
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@pmclellan: So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.
@GalaxyKate: Academic paper protip: end your Conclusion section with "just as the old woman in the forest predicted" or "in defiance of the prophecies"