@bourgeoisalien: Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome.
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@Ideal_Victoria: The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
@Hebafouad21: In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like "Still believe you can get him back?"
@dubstep4dads: [using ouija board] R2...L2....L1....R2...LEFT...DOWN... "what the hell?" [everyone is suddenly carrying like 8 different guns]