@BoozieEyedJoe: Holy shit you guys. Twitter works outside too.
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@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Oh, you're an early riser? Yes. Have kids? No. A farm? No. Insomnia? No. Medical condition? No. Psycho.
@Kendragarden: Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.