@BoozieEyedJoe: Holy shit you guys. Twitter works outside too.
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@TheDailySchmuck: I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto
@Rollinintheseat: Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror.
@chrisdowning: When something at the hardware store says it's universal, that means it will fit every model on the market except the one you have.
@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.