@BoozieEyedJoe: Holy shit you guys. Twitter works outside too.
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@decentbirthday: [camping] me: why can't i find any animals wife: the wildlife is very conservative here deer: climate change is a myth
@RalphSudafed: My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was "well I have known chicken longer..."
@iLikeCatShirts: Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???