@Home_Halfway: Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin
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@CherBear162: Where's my cell? "Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white?
@junejuly12: [In a meeting] Chad: You look tired this morning, Liz. Liz: *glares* Me: *whispers* nobody can help you now, Chad.
@Sickayduh: MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl