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@buttcrunchy: "honey why is our water bill so high?"
*water bill sits there holding a bong*
hahahah duuuude i don't know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?

“honey why is our water bill so high?”
*water bill sits there holding a bong*
hahahah duuuude i don’t know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?

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