@AndyAsAdjective: Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce
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@david8hughes: Wife: whats that? Son: I painted a picture of a cat Wife: it's very good Me: if it was very good you wouldn't have needed to ask what it was
@Playing_Dad: The guy who thought up Super Mario must have had a very complicated relationship with turtles
@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.