@Underchilde: Honk all you want, but if I don’t eat these donuts at this green light I’ll have to share them at home.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate.
@smelbz: The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there.
@BlindChow: DOG COP: sir, you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: it was gray! COP: no, it was gray! DRIVER: gray! COP: *starts barking* DRIVER: *barking*