@Underchilde: Honk all you want, but if I don’t eat these donuts at this green light I’ll have to share them at home.
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@TheToddWilliams: Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue
@squirrel74wkgn: [slowly removing special glasses] Me (looking left): Bob, that eclipse was amazing Bob (taps my right shoulder): Hey, I'm over here
@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.