@simoncholland: Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
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@werehedgehog: No, they're not called hedge funds because hedgehogs control the global economy. What a silly idea. :) *later to thugs* They know too much.
@goldengateblond: My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog.
@online_shawn: I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning