@simoncholland: Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building.
@DarkerWillow: Today I realized that I lead an extremely secretive life for someone that no one is actually paying attention to.
@PurelyYours1: My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out.