@superdadatron: Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
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@NickSchug: If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out "Marry me?" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples.
@HonestToddler: Toilet won't stop throwing up. I didn't know it was Legos intolerant. SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL
@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.