@superdadatron: Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@hippieswordfish: ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him*
@timdonakowski: My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I’ll always have sunglasses.