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@MUMSIEesq: [HOSPITAL]
DOCTOR: "A-tisket a-tasket, you're gonna need a casket."
WIFE: "What?"
DR: "Your husband's knee surgery did not go well AT ALL."

[HOSPITAL]
DOCTOR: “A-tisket a-tasket, you’re gonna need a casket.”
WIFE: “What?”
DR: “Your husband’s knee surgery did not go well AT ALL.”

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