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@MorganJ7: I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating.
@evanR39: Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son.
@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.