@JediGigi: Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead.
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@Tmoney68: All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Kids, we can go to the pet expo BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY ANIMALS. WE ALREADY HAVE A DOG *leaves with two lizards, a fish & a baby giraffe
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other.