@thenatewolf: Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move