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@daemonic3: "Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!"
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@bridger_w: If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm gonna be in trouble when my kids are older and realize how much of my parenting advice is just Kenny Rogers lyrics.
@peteholmez: "Hello, Time Warner? I need to speak with someone about setting up local Gotham cable in a secret prison. Yes, I'll hold." - Bane
@HonorIKendall: I bought an iBoat and it's syncing!
@aka_fatman: Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him.