@ItsAndyRyan: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY
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@retreminy: I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it.
@sageboggs: No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March
@LoveNLunchmeat: So many women brag about finding chips in their cleavage... But if you really want to impress a man, you pull out a meatloaf.
@iamch0pper: if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "in jesus name amen"