@LinajkReturns: Hottest day ever recorded in November and my neighbor is already installing Christmas lights. So don't send me a fruitcake. Already got one.
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@GavinProbably: I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out.
@TheScamJoanne: *two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*
@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?