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@awordforaword: "Houston we ... are fine."
Female astronaut probably
@SkinnerSteven: I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose...
-I popped the question
@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
@KalvinMacleod: CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity?
ME: no thank you
SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice
@WilliamRodgers: There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
@krisv_723: I got a notice we are taking company pictures today.
*walks in dressed as Super Girl.