@zacharyflynn: How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us.
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@pleatedjeans: [junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him
@Brianhopecomedy: I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed.
@Mindless4Miles: Me: "Breath mint?" Her: "Sure." M: "Don't mean to offend." H: "None taken." M: "Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?"
@LoveNLunchmeat: You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.