@VerbsRProudest: How Am I Doing? I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
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@Brampersandon_: [zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much...
@Momtoteens: If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership.
@alfageeek: 9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.