@VerbsRProudest: How Am I Doing? I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@truegritrumble: COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends.
@SassMouth8: Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one.