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@DanMentos: "How can I help you?
Hi I'd like a root canal
"Are you a patient here?"
No
"Who referred you to us?"
No one
"Ok then why-"
I have a Groupon

“How can I help you?
Hi I’d like a root canal
“Are you a patient here?”
No
“Who referred you to us?”
No one
“Ok then why-”
I have a Groupon

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