@sharky54301: How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?
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@215potter: Back in my day a "selfie," was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion.
@longwall26: It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year.
@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old