@sharky54301: How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?
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@thestlouisan: I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci
@sarcasm_inc: Good cop: where were you last Wednesday? Cotton Eye Joe cop: where did you come from, where did you go
@RealSugarFree: In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn.
@KyleMcDowell86: told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco