@RobotThomas: How come Yoko Ono didn't marry someone from Nickleback instead?
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@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.
@scorpicpanda: Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, "I wanna marry you." And I was like, "K."
@Dawn_M_: I stepped on two raccoons today, but I'm just gonna play it cool and wear them as slippers for the rest of my life.
@AlexvanBeek: When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them.