@RobotThomas: How come Yoko Ono didn't marry someone from Nickleback instead?
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@ddsmidt: If you love someone, tell them. If they make a throat slash motion when they see you coming, it's probably not reciprocated.
@Brianhopecomedy: "Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?" "Uhhh....why?" "I'm drawing a picture of you for school." "Cool! It's spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E."
@rockymomax: Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE