@RobotThomas: How come Yoko Ono didn't marry someone from Nickleback instead?
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@Iloveearwormz: I hate people that sit with you for hours and don't speak, suddenly want to tell you their life story when you put in your headphones.
@Tups13: Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??
@997omar: Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it
@girlontapas: I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.