@RobotThomas: How come Yoko Ono didn't marry someone from Nickleback instead?
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@causticbob: I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance.
@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies
@DanMentos: [nabisco hq] "Wheat Thins sales are down we need ideas" *raises hand* "anyone else?" … … "ok Dan, but I swear to god if u say-" Wheat Thicks