@RobotThomas: How come Yoko Ono didn't marry someone from Nickleback instead?
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@leechee420: I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like "good luck guys" and walked away. I'd be a great mother.
@thetigersez: The best part about getting older is now when my friends make me mad I just give their kids a gift that contains glitter.
@MissNaughty1801: Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job