@moose_chocolate: How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
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@mzeld: The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone.
@BDGarp: Me: Have fun on your date. Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high? Me: You really aren't my kid are you?
@E_lok44: *puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away
@Boleyngirly: I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off.