@tsm560: It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling.
@dadtellsjokes: I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
@VodkaShorebird: The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me.
@dafloydsta: WIFE: Please take the trash out
ME: Ok
*later that night*
ME: I'm having a nice time
TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF
@1slowery1: *Creates Animals*
God: They're magnificent.
Angel: Some of ur best work.
Man: Which ones go on pizza?
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