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@isabelzawtun: HOW DARE YOU
@thejakeshenry: This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates.
@Brianhopecomedy: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
@trojansauce: [my fitness dvd]
ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind
@knew_nic: "Are you asleep?" He risks his life by asking me.
@daemonic3: Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks!"
Me: "Large coffee please."
B: "It's venti!"
Me: "Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."