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@isabelzawtun: HOW DARE YOU
@gegtik: Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling
@kumailn: "Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops." - Game of Thrones
@AsgardianRose: Happy one month anniversary to whatever is inside that Tupperware bowl in the back of the fridge!
@TheRolo: I almost got ran over by joggers. I saved myself by pretending to be a stop light. I got away while they jogged in place.
@AndrewNadeau0: I feel like the Ghostbusters are too proud they “ain't afraid a no ghosts.”
It's your job.
My exterminator doesn't keep telling me he's not afraid of spiders.