@isabelzawtun: HOW DARE YOU
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@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I’m not beating her.
@rhysjamesy: The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
@miniwheats2012: The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand