@omgthatspunny: How did I get out of Iraq? Iran.
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@TheTweetOfGod: I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses.
@fro_vo: Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now
@NotthatAdamWest: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf.