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@ehchino: How do I know you're not a cop?
"If I was a cop, how would I have this?"
*shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it*
Oh, okay good

How do I know you’re not a cop?
“If I was a cop, how would I have this?”
*shows police badge that just says ‘Not a Cop’ on it*
Oh, okay good

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