@1followernodad: How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake.
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@dreamsinchocola: When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.
@imshitimsorry: lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies
@Bwomono: My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED