@leechee420: How do I tell a guy that I'm only interested in him because I'd like to take selfies with his puppy?
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@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
@justabloodygame: The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death.